Sagebrush Stuff
nonelikerae:

Just searching for a place I’ll fit in.

nonelikerae:

Just searching for a place I’ll fit in.

raultherabbit:

lifehacksandfacts:

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I’m not much of a “partier” but these would polly work p.good for our Saturday meetups. >.>

Those cubes, just alter the colors a little and they are very Piet Mondrian and I want them in my mouth

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

I need to plaster someone’s cubicle with that dog’s face

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

I need to plaster someone’s cubicle with that dog’s face

aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

aspidochelon:

heyitspj:

he rises

ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer

raultherabbit:

tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius

These are all perfect.

transdimensionalboundaries:

blu3hare:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me

Fuck you. I can’t even. Tumblr. Go. To. Your. Room.

transdimensionalboundaries:

blu3hare:

sherlockismyholmesboy:

randomhouse:

When you see it…

it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window

Are you fucking kidding me

Fuck you. I can’t even. Tumblr. Go. To. Your. Room.

bigeisamazing:

rupindre:

foreveralone-lyguy:

rupindre:

My dad has 84 pairs of socks

why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has

I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family

dad goals

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.